I Hate You Too

By the age of 3 or 4, most are familiar with the concept of washing your hands after using the restroom. Sadly, many geeks have completely failed to grasp this basic hygienic concept.

I work for a sizable corporate entity based in the heart of the financial district of San Francisco. Being as such, I had assumed that my co-workers would employ hygiene standards above that of monkeys. I assumed wrong. The IT department being, by far, the worst offenders. I have personally witnessed several IT staff, as well as the IT department manager, leave the restroom without washing their hands. Not only after taking a piss, but after using the can as well.

Some also have an aiming problem with the urinal. Often there is piss all over the floor, piss on the wall, and even a puddle piss on top of the urinal. I don’t expect the restroom to smell like roses when I walk in, but it sometimes smells like a homeless guy died in one of the stalls.

Even more disgusting is that the IT staff spreads their filth all over the office. After they’re done grabbing their cock and petting their dingle berries, they roam around the office performing maintenance on user workstations. You never know when your computer has been worked on, or if your keyboard is covered with some moron’s hepatitis infected cock grease.

I took the liberty of trying to inform these idiots by posting an article above the urinal entitled “Why are men supposed to wash their hands after urination?“. Instead of taking the hint, it was promptly torn down by some stupid asshole who was offended.

I’ve written a new sign for the restroom, which is available for download below. If you also work in a place with monkey stupid morons, I encourage you to take action and put it in your own restroom.

How To Properly Use The Urinal
An instructional guide for morons
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